Students will write a script as if they are hiring someone that protects against harmful bacteria and is irregularly shaped. They will interview plasma, a platelet, a red blood cell and white blood cell. For each interview, the HR rep will ask two questions:
“Are you irregularly shaped?”
“Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
HR: Mr.plasma are you irregulary shaped ?
P: No, but I am a yellow , watery liquid that pushes blood cells though the blood stream.
HR: Do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
P: No , I bring food particles to body cells and it collects waste particles from bodystream.
HR:Thank you for your help.
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HR: Mrs. Red Blood Cell are you irregulary shaped ? INCOMPLETE
I bring… it collects…
I though you bring food and YOU collect waste. Be careful of your pronoun use.
HR: “Hello, nice to meet you Mr. Platelets.” “Have a seat.”
M.P: “Hello.”
HR: “Oh so this job has some requirements.” “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
M.P:”O.k.”
H.R:”So first question; Are you an irregularly shape?’
M.P:”No, I am a small oval shape.”
H.R:”O.k that is it, I will let you now if you get the job.
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H.R:”Hello, nice to meet you Mrs
INCOMPLETE
HR: Hello, Mrs. Red Blood Cell. I want to ask you some questions. Is that alright?
RBC: Hello, and yes you may.
HR: Are you irregularly shaped?
RBC: No, I’m round and flat.
HR: How about, Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC: No, I carry oxygen to blood cells.
HR: Thank you for interviewing Today!
HR: How are you doing today, Mr. Plasma?
PLAS: I’m pretty good.
HR: May I ask you some questions?
PLAS: sure.
HR: Do protect against harmful bacteria?
PLAS: No, I’m yellow & watery liquid that pushes blood cells through the blood stream.
HR: Okay, Are you irregularly shaped?
PLAS: No I’m not.
HR: Well, thank you for interviewing today
HR: Hello, Mrs. Platelets.
PLAT: Hello
HR: Can I ask you some questions today?
PLAT: Yes, you can.
HR: Are you irregularly shaped?
PLAT: No I am small and oval.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
PLAT: No, I stop bleeding.
HR: Thank you for interviewing today!
PLAT: Thank you
HR: Hello, Mr. White Blood Cell, How are you today?
WBC: I’m fine.
HR: May I ask you some questions?
WBC: Sure I don’t mind.
HR: Thank you. Are you irregularly shaped?
WBC: Yes, I am
HR: And Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
WBC: Yes…. How did you know that?
HR: CONGRATULATIONS!! You got the JOB !!!
WBC: Thank You.
This sounds great! Be mindful of your capitalization and punctuation Jasmin. It’s not a distraction but there a few errors in this area .
…? It’s says many funny things. It doesn’t look like there are any things that sounds like nonsense. …? Anyway it is great!
HR: “Hello, nice to meet you Ms. Plasma. Have a seat.”
Plas: “Hi.”
HR: “Ok so this job has a few requirements. I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
Plas: “Ok.”
HR: “So, first question. Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Plas: “No, I only push blood through the body and deal with food and waste.”
HR: “Ok, next question. Are you irregularly shaped?”
Plas: “I have no shape. I’m a watery liquid.”
HR: “Thanks for coming in today, we’ll call you if you get the job.”
Plas: “Thank you.”
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HR: “Hi Mr. Red Blood Cell. Take a seat and we can get started.”
RBC: “Sounds good to me.”
HR: “Ok. Are you irregularly shaped?”
RBC: “No, I’m round and flat.”
HR: “Hmm. I see. Ok so do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
RBC: “No, I carry oxygen to cells.”
HR: “Thank you for coming in today. We’ll give a call.”
RBC: “Thank you.”
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HR: “Good afternoon Mrs. Platelet. Sit down please.”
Plat: “Hi.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Plat: “No, I create scabs to stop bleeding.”
HR: “Ok, ok. Um, are you irregularly shaped?”
PLat: “I’m afraid not. I’m oval and small.”
HR: “Thank you for coming in today. It was a pleasure meeting you.”
Plat: “You too.”
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HR: “Afternoon Sir. Well Mr. White Blood Cell take a sear.”
WBC: “Hello.”
HR: “So do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
WBC: “Yes, I do.”
HR: “Great. Are you irregularly shaped?”
WBC: “I am!”
HR: “YOU’RE HIRED!!!”
Excellent! Sounds like you’d make a great Human Resource representative for a company Nicole.
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HR: “Hello, nice to meet you Mr. Platelets.” “Have a seat.”
Mr.P: “Hello.”
HR: “Oh so this job has some requirements.” “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
M.P:”O.k.”
H.R ”So first question; Are you an irregularly shape?’
M.P:”No, I am a small oval shape.”
HR: “Second question; Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mrs.P: “No, I work with the plasma to stop bleeding.”
H.R:”O.k that is it, I will let you now if you get the job.
Mrs.P:”Thank you, see you later.”
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H.R:”Hello, nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.” “Please sit.”
Mrs.P: “Thank you.”
HR: “I’ll ask you some questions and se if you fit them.”
Mrs.P: “All right.”
HR: “O.k first question
INCOMPLETE!
HR: Mr.plasma are you irregulary shaped ?
P: No, but I am a yellow , watery liquid that pushes blood cells though the blood stream.
HR: Do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
P: No , I bring food particles to body cells and it collects waste particles from bodystream.
HR:Thank you for your help Plasma.
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HR: Mrs. Red Blood Cell are you irregulary shaped ?
RBC: No, I am round and flat a chemical called “Hemoglobin” makes me red.
HR: Do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
RBC: No, I carry oxygen to body cells.
HR: Thank you for your help Mrs. Red Blood Cell.
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HR: Mrs. Platelet are you irreglulary shaped ?
P: No, I am not but I am small and oval shaped.
HR: Mr.Platelet do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
P: No, I stop you from bleedingwith Plasma.
HR:Thannk you for your help Mrs. Platelet INCOMPLETE
R: Mr.plasma are you irregulary shaped ?
P: No, but I am a yellow , watery liquid that pushes blood cells though the blood stream.
HR: Do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
P: No , I bring food particles to body cells and it collects waste particles from bodystream.
HR:Thank you for your help Plasma.
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HR: Mrs. Red Blood Cell are you irregulary shaped ?
RBC: No, I am round and flat a chemical called “Hemoglobin” makes me red.
HR: Do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
RBC: No, I carry oxygen to body cells.
HR: Thank you for your help Mrs. Red Blood Cell.
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HR: Mrs. Platelet are you irreglulary shaped ?
P: No, I am not but I am small and oval shaped.
HR: Mr.Platelet do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
P: No, I stop you from bleedingwith Plasma.
HR:Thank you for your help Mrs. Platelet
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HR: Mr. White Blood Cell are you irregulary shaped?
WBC: Yes I am Large and Irregulary shaped.
HR: Mr. White Blood Cell do you protect aganist harmful bacteria?
WBC: Yes , I protect aganist harmful bacteria that get in your body.
HR: Thank you very much YOU GOT THE JOB!!
WBC: YEEES!
HR: “Hello, nice to meet you Mr. Platelets.” “Have a seat.”
Mr.P: “Hello.”
HR: “Oh so this job has some requirements.” “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
M.P:”O.k.”
H.R ”So first question; Are you an irregularly shape?’
M.P:”No, I am a small oval shaped cell.”
HR: “O.k, Second question; Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mrs.P: “No, I work with the plasma to stop bleeding.”
H.R:”O.k that is it, I will let you now if you get the job.
Mrs.P:”Thank you, see you later.”
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H.R:”Hello, nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.” “Please sit.”
Mrs.P: “Thank you.”
H.R: “I’ll ask you some questions and se if you fit them.”
Mrs.P: “All right.”
HR: “O.k first question; Are you irregularly shaped?”
Mrs.P:”No, I am actually a yellow, watery liquid.
H.R
INCOMPLETE!
HR:Hello,Nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.We are going to interview you today.INCOMPLETE
HR: Hello, nice to meet you Ms.Plasma.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
Plas: No, I am a watery yellow liquid.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plas: No, I push blood cells through the blood stream, and bring food particles to bpdy cells.
HR: Well thanks for interviewing today.
HR: Good afternoon Ms.Platelets.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
Plat: No, I am a small oval shape.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plat: No, I work with Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR: Well, that’s it. Thank you Ms. Platelets for interviewing.
HR: Nice to meet you Mr. Red Blood Cell.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
RBC: No, I am round and flat shaped.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC: No, I just carry oxygen to body cells.
HR: Thank you for interviewing today.
HR: Hello, Mr. White Blood Cell.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
WBC: Yes, yes I’m irregulary shaped.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria.
WBC: Yes I protect against harmful bacteria.
HR: You’re hired Mr. White Blood Cells, and thank you for interviewing today.
HR: Hello nice to meet you Mr. Plasma !
Plasma: Hi
HR: So are you irregular shaped ?
Plasma: No I am yellow and watery.
HR: Do you help fight against harmful bacteria?
Plasma: No but I push blood through the body.
HR: Thank you for interviewing!
HR: Good Evening, Mrs. Platelet.
HR: So I am going to ask you some questions.
Platelet: O.K.
HR: Are you Irregularly shaped?
Platelet: No I am not I am small and oval shaped .
HR: Do you protect againest harmful bacteria?
Platelet:I work with Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR: thank you for interviewing.
HR: Hello Mr.Red Blood Cell
Red Blood Cell: Hey there.
HR: I Am going to ask you some questions to see if you qualify for the job.
HR: Are you irregularly shapped ?
Red Blood Cell: No, i’m Round and flat though?
HR: Do you help fight harmful bacteria?
Red Blood Cell: No, I carry Oxegon to blood cells.
HR: Thank for interviewing.
HR: Hello Thank you for coming.
White blood cell: Hey
HR: So are you irregularly shaped?
White Blood Cell: Yes, yes I am!
HR: Do you help fight againest harmful bacteria?
White Blood Cell: Yes, I do.
HR: CONGRADUATIONS! You got the job!
White Blood Cell: Thank you! thank you very much!
Human Resources Interview
Hr:”Hello nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.”
Hr:”Mrs.Plasma my first quest ion is are you irregularly shape?”
Mrs.P:”No I am yellow, watery, and liquidy.”
Hr:”Okay. Last question do you protect against bacteria?”
Mrs.P:”No my job is to push blood through the blood stream.
Hr:”Well thank you for interveiwing today.”
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Hr:”Hello nice to meet you Mr.Red Blood Cell.
Hr:”Mr.Red Blood Cell I have two questions for you to answer. My 1st question is Are you irregularly shape.”
Mr.Red Blood Cell:”No I’m round and flat.”
Hr:”2nd question Do you protect against bacteria.”
Mr.Red Blood Cell:”No my job is to carry oxygen to the blood cells.
Hr:”Thank you for your time.”
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Hr:”Ms. Platelets thank you for coming.”
Hr:”Ms. Platelets I have two questions for you. My first one is Are you irregularly shaped?”
Ms. Platelets:”No I am not. I am small and an oval shape.”
Hr:”O.k second question Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Ms.Platelets:”No my job is to work with plasma to stop bleeding.”
Hr:”thank you for your time.”
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Hr:”Good Morning Mr.White Blood Cell. Thank you for coming.”
Hr:”I have two questions for you. My first question is are you irregularly shaped.”
Mr.RBC:”Yes,yes I am.”
Hr:”Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mr.RBC:”Yes I do protect against harmful bacteria.”
Hr:”You’re hired.”
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HR: Hello, nice to meet you.
HR:Ok Mr.Platelet, are you irregularly shaped?
Plat:No I am small and oval.
HR:Hm… ok do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plat:No i work with plasma to stop bleeding.
HR:Thank you for coming today… NEXT!
HR: Hi Mr. Red blood cell, are you irregurlary shaped?
RBC:No, actually I am small and oval.
HR:Ok, do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC:No, I carry oxygen.
HR:Thank you for coming today…NEXT!!
HR:Hi, Mrs. Plasma good morning, I am going to ask you a few questions.
PLAS:Ok.
HR:Are you irregularly shaped?
PLAS:No, actually I am yellow and watery.
HR:Ok, do you protect against harmful bacteria?
PLAS:NO, I push blood through the blood stream and brings food particles and collect waste.
HR: Thank you for coming today, bye have a good day.
HR: Good afternoon, Mrs. White blood cell.
HR: Are you irregularly shaped?
WBC: Yes I am irregularly shaped.
HR: Hmm ok do you protect against harmful bacteria?
WBC: Yes i protect against harmful bacteria.
HR: FINALLY,YOU HAVE THE JOB!
WBC: REALLY?
YES!
HR: “Are you irregulary shaped?”
Plas:” No, I am a watery yellow liquid.”
HR:” Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Plas:” No, I push blood cells through the blood stream, and bring food particles to body cells.”
HR:” Well thanks for interviewing today.”
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HR:” Good afternoon Ms.Platelet.”
HR: “Are you irregulary shaped?”
Plat:” No, I am a small oval shape.”
HR:” Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Plat:” No, I work with Plasma to stop bleeding.”
HR: “Well, that’s it. Thank you Ms. Platelets for interviewing.”
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HR:” Nice to meet you Mr. Red Blood Cell.”
HR:” Are you irregulary shaped?”
RBC:” No, I am round and flat shaped.”
HR:” Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
RBC: No, I just carry oxygen to body cells.
HR: Thank you for interviewing today.
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HR: Hello, Mr. White Blood Cell.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
WBC: Yes, yes I’m irregulary shaped.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria.
WBC: Yes I protect against harmful bacteria.
HR: You’re hired Mr. White Blood Cells, and thank you for interviewing today. INCOMPLETE!
HR:Good morning Mr.Plasma. I’m here to ask you some questions for the job interview. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
Plasma:No. I am a yellow, watery liquid.
HR:Oh…well do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plasma:Nope! I push blood cells into the blood stream.
HR:Okay. Well I’ll tell you if you get the job or not.
Plasma:Okay, thanks for coming! Hope i get the job.
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HR:Hello Mrs.Platelet. I’m here to ask you some questions for the job interview. The first question is are ou irregulary shaped?
Platelet:Absouletely not. I am a small oval cell in the blood.
HR:Hmm…intersting. Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Platelet:No, I actually work with Mr.Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR:Okay. Well I’ll tell you if you get the job or not.
INCOMPLETE!
HR: “Hello, nice to meet you.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
RB: “No I’m not irregulary shaped I’m oval shaped.
HR: “Do you proctect agaisnt harmful bacteria?”
RB: “No I don’t I push blood trew the body.”
HR: “Thank you for interviewing”
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HR: “Hello Mr. Plasma nice to meet you”
HR: “Are you irregularly shape?”
PL: “No I’m a water yellow liquid.”
HR: “Do you proctect against harmful bacteria.”
PL: “No I don’t I store waste particles from body cells”.
HR: “Thanks for interviewing today”.
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HR: ” Hello Mrs. Platelets nice to meet you”.
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped”?
PLA: ” No I’m not I’m a small oval shaped”.
HR : ” Do you proctect against harmful bacteria”?
PLA: “No they work with plasma to stop bleeding”.
HR: “Thank alot for interviewing today”
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HR: “Hello Mr.White blood cell”.
HR: “Are you irregularly shape”?
WBC: “Yes I am irregularly shaped”.
HR: “Do you proctect against harmful bacteria”?
WBC: “Yes I do protect against harmful bacteria”.
HR: ” YOU GOT THE JOB!!!
Human Resources (HR)
HR: Hello, Nice to meet you Mrs. Plasma.
Plas: Hello sir.
HR: Are you irregularly shaped?
Plas: No, im yellow, watery liquid?
HR: Do you protect agaist harmful bacteria?
Plas: No, I push blood cells through the blood stream.
HR: Okay then tank you for interviewing today.
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HR: Hello, Nice to meet you Mr. Platelets.
Plat: Nice to meet you to.
HR: Are you irregularly shaped?
Plat: No I’m small & oval.
HR: Do
INCOMPLETE
HR: Hello, nice to meet you Mr.Plasma.
Plas: Hello, nice to meet you to.
HR: Are you a irregularly shape.
Plas: Acually, I’m not I am a yellow watery liquid.
HR: Do you protect agianst harmful bacteria?
Plas: No, I push blood through the body.
HR: Ok thanks for coming.
Plas: Thank you for my interview
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HR: Helo, good evening Ms. platelet.
Plat: Hello good evening.
HR : Are you INCOMPLETE!!!!
HR:Good morning Mr.Plasma. I’m here to ask you some questions for the job interview. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
Plasma:No. I am a yellow, watery liquid.
HR:Oh…well do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plasma:Nope! I push blood cells into the blood stream.
HR:Okay. Well I’ll tell you if you get the job or not.
Plasma:Okay, thanks for coming! Hope i get the job.
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HR:Hello Mrs.Platelet. I’m here to ask you some questions for the job interview. The first question is are ou irregulary shaped?
Platelet:Absouletely not. I am a small oval cell in the blood.
HR:Hmm…intersting. Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Platelet:No, I actually work with Mr.Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR:Okay. Well I’ll tell you if you get the job or not.
Platelet:Okay, hopefully I got the job. Thanks for interviewing me. Bye!
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HR:Hi Mrs.Red Blood Cell. I’m here to interview you for a job. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
RBC:No. I’m round and flat.
HR:Uhm, do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC:No. I carry oxygen to body cells.
HR:Oh, well I’ll tell you if you got the job or not.
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HR:Hellp Mr.White Blood Cell. Nice to meet you. I’m here to interview you for a job. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
WBC:Yes. Yes i am.
HR:Perfecto! I don’t need to ask anymore questions. YOUR HIRED!!
HR:Good morning Mr.Plasma. I’m here to ask you some questions for the job interview. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
Plasma:No. I am a yellow, watery liquid.
HR:Oh…well do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plasma:Nope! I push blood cells into the blood stream.
HR:Okay. Well I’ll tell you if you get the job or not.
Plasma:Okay, thanks for coming! Hope i get the job.
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HR:Hello Mrs.Platelet. I’m here to ask you some questions for the job interview. The first question is are ou irregulary shaped?
Platelet:Absouletely not. I am a small oval cell in the blood.
HR:Hmm…intersting. Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Platelet:No, I actually work with Mr.Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR:Okay. Well I’ll tell you if you get the job or not.
Platelet:Okay, hopefully I got the job. Thanks for interviewing me. Bye!
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HR:Hi Mrs.Red Blood Cell. I’m here to interview you for a job. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
RBC:No. I’m round and flat.
HR:Uhm, do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC:No. I carry oxygen to body cells.
HR:Oh, well I’ll tell you if you got the job or not.
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HR:Help Mr.White Blood Cell. Nice to meet you. I’m here to interview you for a job. The first question is are you irregulary shaped?
WBC:Yes. Yes i am.
HR:Perfecto! I don’t need to ask anymore questions. YOUR HIRED!!
PLASMA
HR:” Hello nice to meet you plasma.
PLAS: ” Hello.”
HR: ” One question ide like to ask you is are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAS: ” Well no i’m not im actually a yellow watery liquid”.
HR: ” Ok”. ”Do you protect againsed harmful bacteria?”
Plas: ” No I actually help push blood cells through the blood stream”.
HR: ” Ok thankyou for interviewing today.”
INCOMEPLETE
HR: “Hello, nice to meet you Mr. Platelets.” “Have a seat.”
Mr.P: “Hello.”
HR: “Oh so this job has some requirements.” “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
M.P:”O.k.”
H.R ”So first question; Are you an irregularly shape?’
M.P:”No, I am a small oval shaped cell.”
HR: “O.k, Second question; Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mrs.P: “No, I work with the plasma to stop bleeding.”
H.R:”O.k that is it, I will let you now if you get the job.
Mrs.P:”Thank you, see you later.”
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H.R:”Hello, nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.” “Please sit.”
Mrs.P: “Thank you.”
H.R: “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
Mrs.P: “All right.”
HR: “O.k first question; Are you irregularly shaped?”
Mrs.P:”No, I am actually a yellow, watery liquid.
H.R:”O.k second question Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mrs.P:” No, I actually push blood cells through the blood stream.”
H.R:”O.k that is it I will call you if you get the job.”
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H.R:”Come in Red Blood Cell and have a seat.”
INCOMPLETE
Script:
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAS: “No I am a wateryyellow liquid.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAS: “No I push blood through the blood stream, and bring food particles to the body cells.”
HR: “Well thanks for the interview today.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Good afternoon Mrs. Platlet.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAT: “Sorry, but I am a oval shaped cell.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAT: “No, I work in the blood with plasma to stop bleeding.”
HR: “Thank you Mrs. PLatlet!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Hello, Mr. Red Blood Cell.”
RBC: “Good afternoon.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
RBC: “I am actualy round and flat.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
RBC: “No, I carry oxygento the body.”
HR: “Have a great afternoon and thank you for this interview.”
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HR: “Nice to meet you Mrs. White blood cell.”
WBC: “Hello.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
WBC: “Yes, I am irregularly shaped.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
WBC: “Yes I do protect against harmfull bacteria.”
HR COngradulations!
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAS: “No I am a wateryyellow liquid.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAS: “No I push blood through the blood stream, and bring food particles to the body cells.”
HR: “Well thanks for the interview today.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Good afternoon Mrs. Platlet.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAT: “Sorry, but I am a oval shaped cell.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAT: “No, I work in the blood with plasma to stop bleeding.”
HR: “Thank you Mrs. PLatlet!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Hello, Mr. Red Blood Cell.”
RBC: “Good afternoon.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
RBC: “I am actualy round and flat.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
RBC: “No, I carry oxygento the body.”
HR: “Have a great afternoon and thank you for this interview.”
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HR: “Nice to meet you Mrs. White blood cell.”
WBC: “Hello.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
WBC: “Yes, I am irregularly shaped.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
WBC: “Yes I do protect against harmfull bacteria.”
HR: ” Congragulationsyou have won the job!”
WBC: “THANK YOU SO MUCH!”
HR: “THank you for your interview this afternoon. I will see you next week at your job see how you are doing.”
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HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAS: “No I am a watery yellow liquid.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAS: “No I push blood through the blood stream, and bring food particles to the body cells.”
HR: “Well thanks for the interview today.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Good afternoon Mrs. Platlet.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAT: “Sorry, but I am a oval shaped cell.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAT: “No, I work in the blood with plasma to stop bleeding.”
HR: “Thank you Mrs. PLatlet!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Hello, Mr. Red Blood Cell.”
RBC: “Good afternoon.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
RBC: “I am actualy round and flat.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
RBC: “No, I carry oxygen to the body.”
HR: “Have a great afternoon and thank you for this interview.”
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HR: “Nice to meet you Mrs. White blood cell.”
WBC: “Hello.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
WBC: “Yes, I am irregularly shaped.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
WBC: “Yes I do protect against harmfull bacteria.”
HR: ” Congragulationsyou have won the job!”
WBC: “THANK YOU SO MUCH!”
HR: “THank you for your interview this afternoon. I will see you next week at your job see how you are doing.”
Categories
Blog Entry
Bloom’s Taxonomy (Revised)
1 – Remembering
2 – Understanding
3 – Applying
5 – Evaluating
6 – Creating
Connection to Writing
Narrative
Persuasive
Poetry
Response to Literature
Summary
Movie
Projects
1st Movie – Dialogue
2nd Movie – Action Scene
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May 26, 2011 at 8:41 am
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAS: “No I am a watery yellow liquid.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAS: “No I push blood through the blood stream, and bring food particles to the body cells.”
HR: “Well thanks for the interview today.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Good afternoon Mrs. Platlet.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAT: “Sorry, but I am a oval shaped cell.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
PLAT: “No, I work in the blood with plasma to stop bleeding.”
HR: “Thank you Mrs. PLatlet!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HR: “Hello, Mr. Red Blood Cell.”
RBC: “Good afternoon.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
RBC: “I am actualy round and flat.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
RBC: “No, I carry oxygen to the body.”
HR: “Have a great afternoon and thank you for this interview.”
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HR: “Nice to meet you Mrs. White blood cell.”
WBC: “Hello.”
HR: “Are you irregularly shaped?”
WBC: “Yes, I am irregularly shaped.”
HR: “Do you protect against harmfull bacteria?”
WBC: “Yes I do protect against harmfull bacteria.”
HR: ” Congragulationsyou have won the job!”
WBC: “THANK YOU SO MUCH!”
HR: “THank you for your interview this afternoon. I will see you next week at your job see how you are doing.”
HR: “Hello, nice to meet you Mr. Platelets.” “Have a seat.”
Mr.P: “Hello.”
HR: “Oh so this job has some requirements.” “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
M.P:”O.k.”
H.R ”So first question; Are you an irregularly shape?’
M.P:”No, I am a small oval shaped cell.”
HR: “O.k, Second question; Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mrs.P: “No, I work with the plasma to stop bleeding.”
H.R:”O.k that is it, I will let you now if you get the job.
Mrs.P:”Thank you, see you later.”
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H.R:”Hello, nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.” “Please sit.”
Mrs.P: “Thank you.”
H.R: “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
Mrs.P: “All right.”
HR: “O.k first question; Are you irregularly shaped?”
Mrs.P:”No, I am actually a yellow, watery liquid.
H.R:”O.k second question Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Mrs.P:” No, I actually push blood cells through the blood stream.”
H.R:”O.k that is it I will call you if you get the job.”
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H.R:”Come in Mr.Red Blood Cell and have a seat.”
M.RBC:”Thank you.”
H.R:” I will need to ask you some questions, o.k I will need to ask you some questions.”
M.RBC:”That fine with me.”
H.R: “First question;Are you irregularly shaped?”
M.RBC:”No I am a round and flat cell.”
H.R: O.k next question: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
M.RBC:”No I collect oxygen from the air in the alveoli.”
H.R:That’s it I will call if you get the job.”
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H.R: “Come in Mrs.White Blood Cell.”
M.WBC:”O.k, thank you.”
H.R: “I will ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
M.WBC:”O.k.
H.R:”O.k first question: Are you irregularly shaped?”
M.WBC:”Yes. yes I am.”
H.R:”Good, next question; Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
M.WBC:”Yes, I do.”
H.R:”YOU GOT THE JOB!”
M.WBC:”That’s great, thank you!”
Hr:hello Ms.Plasma how are you doing today.
HR:’Hello nice to meet you.
RBC:Nice to meet you too.
HR:Do you help blood flow threw the body easyly.
RBC:Yes i do help the blood a lot of times.
HR:You go
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PLASMA
HR:” Hello nice to meet you plasma.
PLAS: ” Hello.”
HR: ” One question ide like to ask you is are you irregularly shaped?”
PLAS: ” Well no i’m not im actually a yellow watery liquid”.
HR: ” Ok”. ”Do you protect againsed harmful bacteria?”
Plas: ” No I actually help push blood cells through the blood stream”.
HR: ” Ok thankyou for interviewing today.”
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PLATELETS
HR ” Hello nice to meet you Ms. Platelets. ”
PLAT: ” Hello nice to meet you. ”
HR: ” One question id’e like to ask you is are u irregularly shaped. ”
PLAT: ” Well no i am actually an oval cell. ”
HR: ” Ok do you protect againsed harmful bacteria? ”
PLAT: ” No I actually make scabs. ”
HR: ” Ok thank you for interviewing today. ”
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RED BLOOD CELLS
HR: ” Hello nice to meet you Mr. Red Blood Cells. ”
RBC: ” Hello. ”
HR: ” One question id’e like to ask you is are you irregularly shaped? ”
RBC: ” No im not not im round and flat. ”
HR: ” Ok the last question is do you protect againsed harmful bacteria? ”
RBC: ” No I carry oxygen to body cells. ”
HR: ” Ok thank you for interviewing today. ”
RBC: ” Your welcome. ”
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WHITE BLOOD CELLS
HR: ” Hello nice to meet you Ms. White blood cells have a seat. ”
WBC: ” Hello. ”
HR: ” Ide like to ask you are you are you irregularly shaped?” ” And do you protect againsed harmful bacteria. ”
WBC: ” Yes and Yes. ”
HR: ” Ok your hired! ”
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HR:’Hello nice to meet you.
RBC:Nice to meet you too.
HR:Do you help blood flow threw the body easyly.
RBC:Yes i do help the blood a lot of times.
HR:You got the job kid.
RBC:I did thank you sir.
HR:Thank you for interviewing.
HR:”Hello, nice to meet you Mrs.Plasma.” “Please sit.”
Plas: “Thank you.”
HR: “I’ll ask you some questions and see if you fit them.”
Plas: “All right.”
HR:O.k first question; Are you irregularly shaped?”
Plas:”No, I am actually a yellow, watery liquid.
HR:”O.k second question Do you protect against harmful bacteria?”
Plas:” No, I actually push blood cells through the blood stream.”
HR:”O.k that is it I will call you if you get the job.”
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Hr:How are you doing today
Plat:fine and you
Hr:hello Ms.Plasma how are you doing today.
Plas:good
Hr:I have a few quistions for you.
plas:ok
Hr:Are you irreguraly shaped
Plas: no,im yellow liquid
Hr:ok next question do you protect against harmful bacteria
Plas:no, i push blood through the body
Hr
Human Resources
HR: Hello, nice to meet you Mr.Plasma.
Plas: Hello, nice to meet you.
HR: So are you irregularly shape?
Plas: Acully i’m not I am a a yellow watery liquid.
HR:Do you protect from harmful bacteria?
Plas: No I push blood cells through the body.
HR: Oh, so thanks for coming.
Plas: INCOMPLETE
HR: Hello, Mr.Red Blood cell, nice to meet you.
RBC: Nice to meet you too.
HR: I came to interview you.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
RBC: No, I am round and flat.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC: No, I carry oxygen to body cells.
HR: Sorry, you are not hired, but thankyou for interviewing with me today.
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HR: Hello, Ms. Plasma nice to meet you.
Plas: Nice to meet you too.
HR: I am going to ask you two questions.
HR: Are you irregulary shaped?
Plas: No, I am yellow and a watery liquid.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plas: No, I bring food particles to body cells and I collect waste particles from body cells.
HR: O.K, Thankyou for interviewing today with me.
Plas: You welcome
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HR: Hello, Platelet nice to meet you.
Plat: Nice to meet you too.
HR: I am go ing to ask you a couple of questions.
HR: First, are you irregulary shaped?
Plat: No, I am small and oval cells.
HR: O.K. Second, Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plat: No, I work with Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR: O.K., I am really sorry you didn’t get hired.
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HR: Hello, White Blood Cell, nice to meet you.
WBC: I am very pleased to meet you too.
HR: I am here to ask you two questions.
HR: First, Are you irregulary shaped?
WBC: Yes, I am irregulary shaped.
HR: Second, Do you protect against harmful bacteria.
WBC: Yes, I do protect against harmful bacteria.
HR: You are hired.
HR: Hello, nice to meet you Mr.Plasma.
Plas: Hello, nice to meet you to.
HR: Are you a irregularly shape.
Plas: Acually, I’m not I am a yellow watery liquid.
HR: Do you protect agianst harmful bacteria?
Plas: No, I push blood through the body.
HR: Ok thanks for coming.
Plas: Thank you for my interview
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HR: Helo, good evening Ms. platelet.
Plat: Hello good evening.
HR : Are you an irregularly shaped?
Plat: No, actually I am small and oval cells.
HR:Ok and Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
Plat:No I help Plasma to stop bleeding.
HR: Ok thats all thank you for coming have a nice day.
Plat: You to.
____________________________________________________HR: Hello good evening Mr.RBC
RBC: Hi
HR:So today Im going to ask some questions.
RBC: sounds good
HR: So are you irregularly shaped?
RBC: No I’m round and flat.
HR: Do you protect against harmful bacteria?
RBC:No I carry oxygen to body cells.
HR:Ok thats all I need thanks
RBC: Thank you
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HR : Hello nice to meet you Mrs. WBC
WBC: Hello
HR: So I’m going to ask some questions
WBC: Ok
HR: Are you irregularly shaped
WBC: Yes I am
HR: Sounds good do you protect against harmful bacteria?
WBC: In fact I do.
HR: Your hired.
WBC: Thank you so much.