Jordan the Flamingo

Jordan was a flamingo with a beautiful pink plumage, who lived in the wetlands of Florida. She was quite content with her life, until one day, when something strange happened.

A small shrimp named Thomas Edison the second appeared in the wetlands, and he seemed to be quite argumentative. He was constantly trying to get Jordan to agree with his views and opinions, but she wasn’t having any of it.

Finally, Thomas had enough. He decided to take a stand and challenge Jordan to a debate. Jordan was more than happy to oblige, and the two began arguing back and forth.

Unfortunately for Thomas, his debating skills weren’t quite up to par with Jordan’s. Not only did Jordan have a better command of the facts, but she also had the upper hand in size. In the end, Jordan had no choice but to eat the shrimp.

After the incident, Jordan learned an important lesson – never underestimate the power of an argumentative flamingo!

Published by: I Got Fired From Umbrella Corps.

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