You’re probably wondering, “Turrito-what? Doesn’t she mean ‘burrito’?”

Sorry, you’re just hungry.

The “Turritopsis dohrnii” is not your so-called “burrito”. It’s a type of jellyfish.

You: Oh, yay, it’s a blob of jelly that’s called a fish and stings.

No, no. It’s more exciting than that. In fact, it’sĀ immortal! Yeah, I’m just going to say that, not going to be all science-y.

And if you think I’m kidding you, no, I am not.

See?