This is so boooooring…

What is the most boring thing that you have ever done that you absolutely DREAD to do. Would you do that thing for 8 hours every day for a week in order to celebrate your birthday twice. I would. Let me tell you why.

First of all, the most boring thing I ever had to do was go to the dealership with my mom and wait for 3-4 hours for the car. So, would I do this for all that time. Yes I would. The reason is that I love having my birthday celebrated. I have a lot of fun with my friends on my birthday. So I would do this boring thing in order for an extra celebration.

First Hand Embarrassment…

What would you do if someone got embarrassed in front of a HUGE crowd? Would you laugh with the group? Or would you go and help the person and stand up for them? I know exactly what I would do right now, but in a younger grade I might have said something else. Let me explain.

Right now I will go help the person that was embarrassed and tell the bully how rude that was. However, when I was in Kindergarten I might have laughed because I didn’t know any better.

MOOLAH$ OR NO MONEY AND NICE FAMILY?

If you could be the richest person ON EARTH, would you take the money? You might be saying, “that choice is obvious i’m going to take the money.” How about if your parents are always fighting and ignoring you? But if you were poor you would have parents that love you. Would you choose it? I know what I will choose.

I will choose the money. You might be asking why I would choose that if I have awful parents. Don’t worry I have a plan. My plan of action is to either try to find new parents and keep the money. Or I could try to make them put me up for adoption and try to get some of the money which would still make me filthy rich.

THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!

Talking for hours. Losing all your air and rolling on the floor laughing. Those are things you do with a friend. But not just any friend. A BEST friend. That best friend happens to be Alec. I can’t imagine my life without him. If I had to move away from my best friend I would quite literally cry. Let me tell you some things we have in common.

One thing is that we both LOVE video games. We play all the time together and we have a lot of fun. Another thing is that we both play and love soccer. The Saturday that just passed we saw each other at a game. So in conclusion, that’s my best friend.

Save and become a legend, or survive…

Sacrifice. This means to give up something for a good reason. If we were going on a field trip and got in a bus crash, would I sacrifice my life to try and save the other people. Or would I just save myself and not them. I have an idea that might work to save some people. So buckle up for what i’m about to say!

One idea that might work is saving one person and creating a train. What I mean is that you save one person, they save someone, then they save someone and that continues until everyone is out.

Are you proud?

What is something that you are proud of that you have accomplished in life. I know something that i’m proud of. This thing that i’m proud of is called G.A.T.E. If you are confused and don’t know what G.A.T.E. is, let me tell you.

G.A.T.E. stands for Gifted and Talented Education. The reason that i’m proud to get into G.A.T.E. because you need to have an iq of AT LEAST 130. And only a certain percentage of people who take the test make it in. I also can’t really think of what else could top this achievement as of right now.

Punishments…

Taking food deserves a punishment as equal and cruel as LIFE IN JAIL! But, that is only if you take mine… I shouldn’t be punished for taking your food. You might be reading what I just said and be confused and mad saying, ” Why don’t YOU GET PUNISHED. That is besides the point. The more important part is that the question that i’m answering today is what acts should children be punished for and is there a certain age that they no longer should be punished. Lets jump into this and hopefully I don’t get punished for what i’m about to say.

I think that the level of punishments should be more or less depending on the level of how severe the thing that they did was. Lets say that they snuck out of the house. I think that the punishment should be a decently severe punishment. Like grounding them for a few weeks. Meaning that they can’t leave the house to see their friends. If they beat someone up or bullied someone I would give a terribly severe punishment. I would take all their electronics for 3 weeks. They won’t be able to leave the house unless they are given permission. I would also give them extra chores for a week. So as I said, I would scale the punishments.

There should also be a limit of age that they can be punished for. I think that age should be between 25 and 40.

MOM STOP!

I have so many different things to change about BOTH my parents. But if I had to choose one, it would be my mom. But I have so many options to choose from. Oooohhh I think that I found one. LEt me tell you what I would change.

I would change the “two more bites” If you don’t understand, have you ever been SOO full that you have to leave like 2 bites and your mom tries to force you to eat another bite. I’m like, “MOM i’m FULL, I CANT FIT MORE FOOD INTO MY BODY.”(I don’t yell but you get the point) Another thing that she will do is that she will keep asking seven times a day if I picked up the dog poops. She also will make me eat something I don’t want to.

Life Trades…

Trades. People. Their lives. Trading lives with someone is a big deal. If I were to trade lives with someone, who would it be? And, would I want to trade forever? I already know that the answer would be a no. But let me tell you what I mean.

I said no because I would not want to switch lives with anyone forever. But what if I only switched for a day? That might be different. Who would I switch with? I would switch with my brother on a WEEKEND. I would do this because he wouldn’t understand the 5th grade material. That is why I would switch with him.

Popularity or happiness?

Kevin Hart. Comedian. Short. Very funny though. If I were to switch with a comedian that made bank but was fun of his height, would I want to switch for the attention and popularity? Or, would I rather have happiness, but not many people will notice me. For me the answer is very VERY clear. So let me tell you.

I would easily be myself and happy. I would do this because I want to live my normal life. I don’t really like that much attention. All I need is some love, some food, and some happiness to function.