My parents met a COMEDIAN. They met him in Los Angeles. I’m not going to go into detail just yet. All that I WILL tell you right now is that the way that they met was pretty bizarre.

The comedian was Felipe Esparza. They met him after his show in a crazy way. The morning after the show my parents went to the lobby of the hotel and low and behold…Felipe Esparza. My dad even got a picture. 

DDDDDDDDDAIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYY MEME TIMEEEEE:

“MOM, I’M SERIOUS!” This kid just told his mom that he wants to be a Fortnite pro. I once wanted too also… when I was little. You may be asking yourself how this is relevant to anything. This brings me into my question. Would you practice EVERY Saturday for HOURS so that you can become anything that you want. My answer is…well… let me tell you.

I might’ve said yes in a heartbeat if I was still 8 years old. Now I have a different question for this and why I might not. Now… can you define success. The reason I ask this is because when you are a small content creator and you get a 5 dollar donation, you might feel good, but if you worked the same hours in a different job, you would make more money. So, this might seem fun and it is, however, you will be broke.

TIME FOR A not so daily meme. It’s been a minute since there has been one SOOOOOOO.

HOW DO YOU, make someone else feel happy? I have my ways, and I will tell you my ways IF… you don’t share this with ANYBODY else. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. OK I will tell you.

I ask them if anything is wrong and if they are OK. If they just want some alone time, I give it to them. I will usually text them later asking them if they are OK.

ANY. INSECT. ALIVE. Besides…ladybugs…and butterflies. What is your biggest fear? Mine? It’s pretty obvious because I told you. But let me tell you why i’m scared.

I’m scared because they crawl around so weirdly and it gives the chills just thinking about it. They also have so much hair and SO MANY LEGS. LIKE WHY? I’ve also just always been scared because everyone is. If I wasn’t scared I would be able to SQUISH SO. MANY. BUGS!

If your BEST friend stole something from your neighbor, and your parents ask you if you know anything about it. Would you tell them? Or would you lie to their FACE? This is the question that I’m answering today and It’s a tough one. So let me tell you my opinion on how I would handle this.

If my parents asked if I knew anything about this, I would start my sentence with, “OK, I will tell you who stole the cookie from the cookie jar if you promise not to tell them I told you. And also you cant say I gave you this information. So it was my best friend.” This is how the situation would go.