Soccer. This is a sport. I play it. I’ve done some dumb stuff while playing soccer. One was wearing indoor shoes. On a wet field. Those who play soccer know how this ends. But for the people who don’t, let me tell you.

So indoor shoes have no grip to the floor or grass. I was playing on a newly wet field and I went for a corner kick. I ran up to the ball and, BANG! I fell on the floor and hit myself. I still hit the ball though. After falling I just embraced it. I just laid on the floor and started contemplating my soccer skills. Only for a few seconds because I had to defend. ( ͡❛ ⍨ ͡❛)