A Story From the Big, Bad Wolf’s Point of View
One day I was wandering a forest doing what all other wolves do. I saw a little house and I was getting hungry and tired so I went in. There was a grandma sitting on her bed then she said,” Hey wolf get out of my home my granddaughter is about to be here with muffins cause I’m not feeling well today and I don’t want you here because yo stick and eat people as food. You all so are the worst creature in the world.So,goodbye wolf! So long!”
I got so mad at that old bat that I growled at her and said,” I will stay in here old bat and you are not going to stop me.”
“How do you know wolf”, the grandma said angrily.
“Because i’m going to trap you in this closet and block it with that wood over there on the ground.”, I replied.
“Ah that won’t be necessary.”, grandma said as I closed the closet and blocked it with the wood. That old bat kept banging on the closet door. Then I heard a knocking on the door and so did the old bat then she screamed,” That must be Red open the door.”
“If you scream one more time i’ll throw you out ,okay .”, I said to that wrinkly thing.
I quickly jumped into the bed and in my best grandma voice I said,”Come in sweetie oh you brought muffins for me how lovely.”
“Um, grandma what big nose you have.”, Red said frightened.
I replied,” The better to smell the muffins.”
Red responded scared,”What big teeth you have.”
I replied,”The better to chew the muffins.”
Red said terrified,” What big feet you have.”
I said,” The better to walk eating those muffins.”
“ Um ‘grandma’ you look very different,”Red said like I wasn’t her grandma.
I chased Red out of the forest then went back to that grandma’s home and sat at the table then ate the muffins along with the pie sitting on the counter. Oh no while I was chasing Red ,grandma got out and called the huntsman over, “ Where is that wolf Ms.Hood oh never mind I see him. He will be gone In a flash.” I ran away never to return again.
